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Sonic Colonic

by Churchill's Tractor

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1.
Sonic Colonic 03:45
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How do you do? So nice to meet again Kick off your shoes We all need a friend We'll play some songs Have some belly laughs We'll reminisce And take some photographs There's no denying when the burgers start-a-flying No compromising anymore Everything is gravy and I'm feeling kind of hazy Think I'm going crazy, in fact I'm pretty sure They say I'm silly Yes I'm a silly man And when I show my face Nobody understands My fi is low But my chords are tight These kids today They're all full of shite There's no denying when the burgers start-a-flying No compromising anymore Everything is gravy and I'm feeling kind of hazy Think I'm going crazy, in fact I'm pretty sure Well here I am I guess it's plain to see I've never been A fan of luxury I'd like a farm Yes, that's the honest poop I'll milk the cows And clean the chicken coop
2.
Loaded Gun 03:06
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Getting out of bed Out of my head Need a little something to pick me up Put it in a thermos, twist it up good You know that the top becomes a cup Some call it java, some call it joe I call it "Jesus" Hey don'tcha know I'm flying like a kite I'm a loaded gun It gets me wound so tight I'm a loaded gun Percolation, it's a symphony Anticipation, and it's all for me There's hazelnut and there's Irish creme Don't wake me up from this caffeine dream I'm flying like a kite I'm a loaded gun It gets me wound so tight I'm a loaded gun Tastes so good, tastes so good Tastes so good, and it's all for me
3.
Jack Trippin' 04:13
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On the T.V. today They said you went away They found you on the set You were in the coldest sweat Didn't get to say goodbye Seemed like a funny guy Always played the clown Never had a frown Prime time's so demanding It only made it worse Terri would've come in handy You know she was a nurse The good ones go so early You know that ain't no jive Just look at Mr. Lennon And how Ringo is still alive The cameraman is crying The grips just keep on grippin' This is so unreal God I must be trippin' The writers have all gone home With the script they keep on flippin' This is so unreal God I must be trippin' 1977, a little slice of heaven One plus two was three It was such good company Furley was a gas And Larry gave it class At the Regal Beagle These laughs should be illegal Angelino got irate When the rent, it was late And Felipe kept on bitchin' He was back in the kitchen Everyone was proud When you did "Three's a Crowd" But the ratings were so wack It proves they don't know Jack The cameraman is crying The grips just keep on grippin' This is so unreal God I must be trippin' The writers have all gone home With the script they keep on flippin' This is so unreal God I must be trippin' You never saw it coming You know that isn't right So put on a happy face And step into the light We'll meet once again Sayanora my T.V. friend And say hello to Roper for me
4.
Hot Tamale 02:46
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I don't mind drying off the dishes I don't mind taking out the trash I can be the Chad to your Hillary You can be the Tango to my Cash Gee whiz, shucks and golly Here comes my hot tamale now I'm proud to be your man I don't mind scooping out the cat box 'cause every cat deserves a place to crap And after we come home from doing laundry We can take ourselves a little nap Gee whiz, shucks and golly Here comes my hot tamale now I'm proud to be your man
5.
The Streets of Belmar 03:26
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What happened to the place I love They've gone and changed it around I remember a simpler time I remember my town See me walking down main street Take a left at the hardware store Keep going 'til I hit the water Yes I'm rocking the shore The streets of Belmar Show no mercy The streets of Belmar The heart of Jersey At Don's Pizza King Soda and a slice, so nice Freedman's always kept it fresh They'll set you up real nice You can hit the Wawa Or the Little Red Barn Bar Anticipation, baby That's where we got our drinky-poo on The streets of Belmar Show no mercy The streets of Belmar The heart of Jersey It's a bennie wasteland Don't let them tee you off At the Belmar Playland They've got rooftop golf
6.
Sweetie Pea 03:03
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When it's three in the morning And you're asleep The doggies are barking, you don't make a peep I'm sitting and staring I'm at the edge of the bed I turn off the T.V. and I kiss your head What else can there be It's just you and me You're the sweetest of the peas Four years in the making Month forty-eight 1,424 days I may smell like onions I got a stupid grin But I'll be beside you through thick and thin What else can there be It's just you and me You're the sweetest of the peas Ray Charles could see It's just you and me You're the sweetest of the peas
7.
Animal Party Time 04:14
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We get a little down We've got a cross to bear Look at your little friend now He's lying over there Not big on conversation They tend to sleep a lot Is there comprehension Do you know what you've got Animal party time Make it a better place Animal part time now, baby Put on your party face They don't go to college They don't wear no pants But I swear that they watch T.V. And I know that they can dance Get yourself a hamster Or get yourself a fish I've never met a turtle I didn't like Just close your eyes and wish Animal party time Make it a better place Animal part time now, baby Put on your party face
8.
The Ballad of Donnie Vie 04:41
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I can remember not long ago In the days of hair I saw it on the tube I got into the groove I didn't have a care A little rock with technicolor pop It didn't come too soon You should've been arrested for the chords that rang majestic On that afternoon In another world you'll be the king You could show these kids a thing or two The magic of melody The ballad of Donnie Vie Years go by, we all go on I guess that life is strange Another album, another song Some things will never change I wasn't saddened by the news That's how a river flows Every artist has to follow their muse No matter where it goes In another world you'll be the king You could show these kids a thing or two The magic of melody The ballad of Donnie Vie We have our problems, we have our fears We have the music throughout the years The biz is nasty, the road is tough If one's a little then ten's not enuff, oh no
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Hoedown! 01:39
10.
My Name is Johnny 03:51
11.
Four-Track Mind 02:51
12.
Sonic Colonic (reprise) 03:54

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Recorded 2003 on the Fostex 8-track, Queens NY.
Remastered 2023 in Charleston SC.

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released December 1, 2003

John Churchill - all instruments and vocals

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John Churchill Charleston, South Carolina

Making lo-fi home recorded music since 1992.

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